Rodgers (Richard) - My funny Valentine

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Behold the way our fine featherd friend his virtue doth parade. 

Thou knowest not, my dimwitted friend, the picture thou hast made. 
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair conceal thy good intent, thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere, and slightly dopey gent. 

You're my funny valentine, sweet comic valentine, you make me smile with my heart. 
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet you're my fav'rite work of art. 
Is your figure less than greek? 
Is your mouth a little weak when you open it to speak? 
Are  you smart? 

But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me, stay little valentine, stay! 
Each day is valentine's day. 

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine, you make me smile with my heart. 
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet you're my fav'rite work of art. 
Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak when you open it to speak? 
Are you smart? 
But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me, stay little valentine, stay! 
Each day is valentine's  day.

Lorenz Hart